A tonal cure? Reeves Gabrels from The Cure and David Bowie has the remedy! 

Reinhold,
I went out and bought myself a BURNLEY distortion. I am in love. It is sooooo chewy. I take it everywhere except the shower... and even then I put it on the sink so I can look at it. I love it. Thank you for building a distortion that cool. Love, Reeves